A man blind since birth recently suffered a heart-attack and miraculously gained eyesight, leaving doctors stunned.
Overjoyed, he celebrated by buying a large screen plasma to fulfill his dream of watching morning television for the first time.
Unfortunately the first image he saw when switching on the set was the face of Kerri-Anne Kennerley, after which he poked his eyes out and cursed “I’ll have to live with that face burned into my brain for the rest of my life.”
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