IN BREAKING NEWS, Kyle Sandilands, one time co-host of 2DayFM’s The Kyle and Jackie O Show, has been sacked this evening by Channel 10 from his judging role on Australian Idol.
Sandilands has now been sacked from both his radio and television programs, creating the rare and highly coveted “Sandilands-Free Zone” in the Australian Cultural Landscape.
Around the globe scientists are reporting a sharp rise in the average Australian Intelligence Quotient (I.Q.), and travel agents from regions as far away as Borkistan are taking record numbers of enquiries from people eager to visit Australia again.
Meanwhile, radio co-host Jackie O has once again returned to obscurity.
She released a statement to the media which said: “Now that IÂ am unemployed and can’t ride on the back of Kyle’s fame, I am currently considering several offers to be the ‘before’ person in late night infomercials for the Ab Flex Pro and Victoria Principal’s Secret Reclaim Skin lotion with Argireline. Further, I want to remind the media that I was also involved in the rape scandal with Kyle Sandilands, and consider myself at least 48% responsible for the unnsavoury event, so reporters should always remember to mention my name and use my supplied publicity photo when discussing the story.”
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