A recent earthquake on New Zealands South Island has moved New Zealand closer to Australia by up to 10cm. The Australian Government, upon hearing the news, immediately launched all available navy vessels to the region and recalled thier Ambassador. Prime Minister Kevin Rudd cut short his latest holiday, calling New Zealand Prime Minister John Key and ordering him to ‘back off, mate, or else.” Mr Key claimed the earthquake was beyond his control, and to “.. chull out bruther, uts unly tun centimeturs.” Mr Rudd, who is able to speak 17 languages, claimed to not understand a word Mr Kay said, and ordered the immediate shelling of Auckland.
Earthquake Moves New Zealand Closer, Australian Navy Begins Shelling Auckland
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