Joe Jackson is seeking Lisa-Marie Presley’s help to keep Michael Jackson dead, revealed concerned Jackson family members today. Joe Jackson is worried that a ‘zombie-like’ return from the grave could negatively effect Michael’s new found popularity, driving down sales of Michael’s CD’s and putting a hold on Joe’s plans to turn Neverland into a tourist destination for adults to come with children.
Joe Jackson seeks Lisa-Marie Presley’s help to Keep Michael Jackson Dead
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