An African roadie was killed when the concert stage he was helping set up for Madonna’s latest world tour collapsed in France, crushing him under 400 tonnes of scaffolding. A visibly distraught Madonna, wearing a transparent Dolce & Gabbanna clingwrap dress, offered her condolences to the grieving family, and offered to adopt the body when she noticed how small and dark he was. The family are considering a counter-offer from Angelina Jolie.
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African roadie dies in stage collapse, Madonna offers to adopt body
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