Sylvester Stallone today announced he has been given the greenlight to make Rambo 5. The studio has denied giving the greenlight, claiming they couldn’t understand…
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A man blind since birth recently suffered a heart-attack and miraculously gained eyesight, leaving doctors stunned. Overjoyed, he celebrated by buying a large screen plasma…
Madonna, currently on the Lower North East Bulgarian leg of her “I Have a Vagina! World Tour” has fainted twice on stage this week, sparking…
The Abominable Snowman has announced his engagement to Tim Holding. Yesterday the Snowman and Holding were dramatically lifted to safety aboard a hovering rescue helicopter…
Minister Tim Holding, who went missing on Sunday while bushwalking, has been found alive and well, and living with the Abominable Snowman. Minister Holding admitted…
Angelina Jolie, star of films such as “Look at Me!”, “Look at Me 2!: Look Dammit!” and the upcoming live-action thriller “I Shoot Your Face…
Apple, in a move to shake off bad publicity, has decided to officially release a new update to their iPhone lineup, called the iPhone 3GS…
Lord Mayor Robert Doyle has announced plans to immediately approve the opening of 300 new bars and nightclubs in Melbourne this week in an effort…
Archie Andrews, of Archie Comics fame, has upset the comic world by officially proposing to Wilma Flintsone, currently wife of celebrated neanderthal quarry employee Fred…
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta has accused her alter ego, musical celebrity Lady Gaga, of sexually abusing her as a teenager. Germanotta, sitting on an elephant…