Angelina Jolie has been arrested in Haiti after attempting to smuggle Haitian President Rene Preval out of the country illegally in her Prada handbag. Jolie,…
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Public Transport Minister Lynne Kosky has quit politics due to her involvement in a sex scandal involving 86 players from the AFL, NRL and National…
General Motors have told Tiger Woods he won’t be getting any more free cars, in the latest of a long line of sponsor withdrawals. “Up…
John Mayer, the musician, raconteur, literature critic and celebrated British Naval Historian, has branded himself “the dumbest person in 2000 years” in a recent Twitter…
Hollywood is still in shock today at the sudden and unexpected news that 150,000 people died on Sunday from natural causes, unnatural causes, various diseases,…
James Cameron, who is currently using his supernatural powers to manipulate the media into over-hyping his latest movie project Avatar, has celebrated his greatness by…
Nicole Kidman stunned Hollywood again this week, this time turning up at the Premiere of her new movie Nine with her face covered in cocaine…
26 year old Blackburn North resident Bruce Enphil is today recovering in hospital after he was allegedly kinghit in an unprovoked attack at a local…
Nicole Kidman, the 42 year old ex-actress, today slammed Australia during a press conference and vowed never to return. She claimed that “Only Americans really…
Victoria, the self-appointed Sporting Capital of the known 14 dimensional Universe, has declared that it still wants Tiger Woods to return next year, regardless of…