An African roadie was killed when the concert stage he was helping set up for Madonna’s latest world tour collapsed in France, crushing him under…
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Disney has hired Latoya Jackson to star in their next family holiday blockbuster, 101 Dumb Accusations. It’s the story of a bunch of black and…
Joe Jackson is seeking Lisa-Marie Presley’s help to keep Michael Jackson dead, revealed concerned Jackson family members today. Joe Jackson is worried that a ‘zombie-like’…
Following recent public jubilation over the execution of the Kinder Surprise jingle writer for crimes against humanity, La Casa Nostra, commonly referred to as The…
Delta Goodrem, currently seen spruiking the Wii games console, SoGood Soy milk, Sunsilk shampoo, ProActiv Skin Care and Crazy Larry’s Rug Emporium, has been announced…
The Nine Network, suffering a ratings slump with their 3 week old so-called current affairs program This Afternoon, has moved quickly to axe it before…
Dannii Minogue was successfully sued by her breast implants in London this week. The Court also awarded the implants sole custody of her boyfriend, ex-rugby…
The United Nations, acting on the demands of rioting parents around the world, yesterday executed the jingle writer of the current Kinder Surprise commercial, finding…
Lockheed Martin, the largest defense contractor in the world, announced today that they had formally completed the purchase of the Garnier Laboratory from The L’Oréal…
Clichy, France – Quantum Rhombus Corporation, the warfare division of L’Oréal Skin Care Group, today announced the release of Actbantrim, a fast acting triple-strength treatment…