Channel Nine, suffering through a ratings slump of epic proportions, today announced it had decided to axe its entire Thursday schedule, replacing it with 21Â …
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22 year old Sydney resident, Beven Gougoulas, is tonight in intensive care at Bankstown Hospital in Sydney’s southwest. Gougoulas, who works as an assistant wedding…
A recent earthquake on New Zealands South Island has moved New Zealand closer to Australia by up to 10cm. The Australian Government, upon hearing the…
Scientists from around the world have been flocking to Asia this week to witness the last solar eclipse of the century. “Due to the extended…
Melbourne Lord Mayor Robert Doyle today unveiled the new Melbourne City logo, developed over the last 3 weeks at a cost to ratepayers of $61.25…
Chinese factory work, Sun Moon DangYong, 25, today filed ‘Form 145B, a Report of Lost Prototype Type F(iPhone)’, with his direct superiors at Foxconn, the…
Local fashionista Viridian P. Jarlsberg, yesterday announced to the world that she had discovered an old leather sofa that unmistakably resembles famous 55 year old…
The Nurofen Zavance Racing Team, sponsored by Nurofen Zavance, the headache medication that makes you drive two times faster than normal headache medicine, today sacked…
To celebrate the 40th anniversary of mankind’s first visit to the moon, Hollywood producer/director Michael Bay has donated his studio resources to help NASA cleanup…
In a dramatic bid to quickly shed her extra unwanted body fat, Victoria Beckham has undergone the latest fad to sweep Hollywood – Head Reduction…

