A man blind since birth recently suffered a heart-attack and miraculously gained eyesight, leaving doctors stunned. Overjoyed, he celebrated by buying a large screen plasma…
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Lord Mayor Robert Doyle has announced plans to immediately approve the opening of 300 new bars and nightclubs in Melbourne this week in an effort…
Twitter, the social phenomenon of 2009, Feb-June, was temporarily knocked offline this week when an office administrator failed to pay their hosting bill because she…
Sam the Koala, who emerged from the Black Saturday bushfire as an iconic symbol of the unbreakable Aussie spirit, has been assassinated. Tributes have been…
The makers of Snuggie are in damage control today, with newly released figures from hospitals nationwide indicating that accidents involving the “The Blanket with Sleeves!”…
BREAKING NEWS: Reports are coming in that “..banks are arseholes.” More news as it arrives.
BREAKING NEWS: Former Telstra CEO, Sol Trujillo, has been reported to be “a world-class arsehole.” More news as it it arrives.
A recent earthquake on New Zealands South Island has moved New Zealand closer to Australia by up to 10cm. The Australian Government, upon hearing the…
Melbourne Lord Mayor Robert Doyle today unveiled the new Melbourne City logo, developed over the last 3 weeks at a cost to ratepayers of $61.25…
The Nurofen Zavance Racing Team, sponsored by Nurofen Zavance, the headache medication that makes you drive two times faster than normal headache medicine, today sacked…