David Beckham, human accessory of celebrity Victoria Beckham, has announced his immediate retirement from professional football (or ‘what’s that game?’ as it is known in…
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Richmond Superstar Ben Cousins is still in critical condition this morning after being admitted to Epworth Hospital’s Emergency Department after a suspected overdose of sleeping…
Putter Whore Tiger Woods has been welcomed back to Victoria with open legs to compete for her affections, money and cup once again. ”I am…
16 year old adventurer Jessica Watson today sailed into Sydney harbour to deafening silence, as over 125,000 people stayed away, preferring to watch it broadcast…
The Nine Network has axed the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics coverage for being “..too gay for our audience demographic” said Nine CEO David Gyngell. “Our…
General Motors have told Tiger Woods he won’t be getting any more free cars, in the latest of a long line of sponsor withdrawals. “Up…
26 year old Blackburn North resident Bruce Enphil is today recovering in hospital after he was allegedly kinghit in an unprovoked attack at a local…
Victoria, the self-appointed Sporting Capital of the known 14 dimensional Universe, has declared that it still wants Tiger Woods to return next year, regardless of…
Tiger Woods, reeling from multiple affair scandals and mounting negative publicity, has agreed to go on The Oprah Winfrey Show for a live primetime interview.…
World No. 1 golfer and sneeky bastard love rat Tiger Woods today declared that he had officially changed his name to Armadillo Forest. The move…