Public Transport Minister Lynne Kosky has quit politics due to her involvement in a sex scandal involving 86 players from the AFL, NRL and National…
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U.S President Barack Obama has used the Nobel Peace Prize ceremony in Norway to declare war on Sweden, the official home of the Nobel Prizes.…
The Liberal Party, under the new leadership of Tony “Kill ‘Em All!” Abbott, today rejected Prime Minister Kevin Rudd’s proposed Emission Trading Scheme 41Â to…
Tony Abbott has become the new Liberal Party Heavyweight Champion after a blood soaked violent 3 Way Cage Match this morning. Abbott came out fast…
Joe Hockey today challenged embattled Liberal party leader Malcolm Turnbull to a no rules Cage Match to decide the leadership of the Party. “I’ve had…
Prime Minister Kevin Rudd is today enjoying a surge in popularity after allegations he told his Ministers “Go fuck yourselves, you bunch of spoilt little…
The Abominable Snowman has announced his engagement to Tim Holding. Yesterday the Snowman and Holding were dramatically lifted to safety aboard a hovering rescue helicopter…
Minister Tim Holding, who went missing on Sunday while bushwalking, has been found alive and well, and living with the Abominable Snowman. Minister Holding admitted…
Melbourne Lord Mayor Robert Doyle yesterday officially banned bogans from the city in a bid to curb rising violence. However, today he was apprehended on…
US News Anchor Erin Burnett Calls Rudd a Serial Killer, Shouts “U.S.A! U.S.A!”, Shows Breasts on T.V
US News Anchor Erin Burnett Calls Rudd a Serial Killer, Shouts “U.S.A! U.S.A!”, Shows Breasts on T.V
U.S news anchor and part time mens magazine model Erin Burnett has called Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd “a kangaroo humping serial killer who should…