Channel Nine have announced plans to bring about the end of life as we know it in order to combat their epic ratings slump. Nine…
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Channel Nine, suffering through a ratings slump of epic proportions, today announced it had decided to axe its entire Thursday schedule, replacing it with 21Â …
Local fashionista Viridian P. Jarlsberg, yesterday announced to the world that she had discovered an old leather sofa that unmistakably resembles famous 55 year old…
The Nurofen Zavance Racing Team, sponsored by Nurofen Zavance, the headache medication that makes you drive two times faster than normal headache medicine, today sacked…
To celebrate the 40th anniversary of mankind’s first visit to the moon, Hollywood producer/director Michael Bay has donated his studio resources to help NASA cleanup…
In a dramatic bid to quickly shed her extra unwanted body fat, Victoria Beckham has undergone the latest fad to sweep Hollywood – Head Reduction…
An African roadie was killed when the concert stage he was helping set up for Madonna’s latest world tour collapsed in France, crushing him under…
Disney has hired Latoya Jackson to star in their next family holiday blockbuster, 101 Dumb Accusations. It’s the story of a bunch of black and…
Joe Jackson is seeking Lisa-Marie Presley’s help to keep Michael Jackson dead, revealed concerned Jackson family members today. Joe Jackson is worried that a ‘zombie-like’…
Following recent public jubilation over the execution of the Kinder Surprise jingle writer for crimes against humanity, La Casa Nostra, commonly referred to as The…