Police are investigating another alleged case of carjacking from Crown Casino, with NASA claiming that a valet parking attendant handed over the keys to their unmanned Voyager 2 craft to an unemployed Alien from the suburbs of Alpha Centuri last night.
The craft, worth 225 million dollars, was parked at Crown while NASA engineers where playing at a $2 Blackjack table.
It is alleged the alien approached valet staff at 4am and asked for the keys to the spacecraft.
When the valet attendant asked for I.D., the alien merely pointed at himself and said “Seriously? You want I.D? Do I look like I drive a Commodore? Bloop.”
Police were able to recover the spacecraft 4 hours later when the alien pulled into a service station in Proxima Centuri to refuel. Unable to locate the door to the plutonium fuel rod chamber, he fled on foot and was arrested a short time later hiding in shrubs.
He will appear in court on Monday.
NASA are happy to have recoved the craft, and are seeking legal advice against Crown.
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