Bingle-Fest 2010 LIVE UPDATE
Unconfirmed reports are arriving that Lara Bingle, Australia’s favourite slut daughter, has been spotted speaking on a telephone.
Details are currently sketchy, but some sources claim the telephone was a late model Uniden XDECT 7055 Triple supplied by Telstra on a HomeLine Advanced call plan.
“If reports are correct about the phone, then all kinds of new developments could be brewing around the Bingle story,” claimed an unnamed imaginary source.
“That model phone allows Lara Bingle to allocate specific polyphonic ringtones to a telephone number, so there is the possibility that a call from Michael Clarke could be announced by the sounds of “Gold Digga” by Kanye West. That could further complicate what has already rapidly become a media fiasco for Lara.”
“It’s not too much of a stretch to imagine she has calls from her agent Max Markson announced by “Money, Money, Money” from ABBA, and Brendan Fevola’s number linked to Taylor Swift’s “Your Not Sorry,” said the source.
Lara’s celebrity agent, Max Markson, said he would be releasing an official statement regarding Lara’s telephone and his Top 5 Ringtones shortly.
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