Apple has admitted to the use of child labour in several factories used to produce their popular iPhone and iMac computers.
After further investigation and global outrage at the admission from the computing giant, Apple instituted mandatory age checks within all its global facilities, including its head office at 1 Infinite Loop, Cupertino in California.
As a result of these checks, CEO Steve Jobs has been fired from his high profile position for being underage and using fake I.D to purchase alcohol.
He was discovered with the fake I.D. which claimed he was a 29 year old male from Hawaii. The photo showed him with tanned skin and a goatee, and his original name as Kiwini Apaleana, which roughly translates to Steven Apple.
However, supporters of Jobs claim this is impossible, as Apple was founded more than 30 years ago, making the company older than the person who helped start it.
This has led to further speculation on the internet that Steve Jobs is actually a vampire, Dorian Gray, alien or a chupacabra.
Apple co-founder, Steve Wozniak refused to be drawn into the issue, claiming “I caused Toyota’s problems by hacking their car software to run OSX, I invented colour television because I was hungry and Leonardo da Vinci stole his painting of the Mona Lisa from a drawing I did for a desktop wallpaper.”
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