Schapelle Corby, drug trafficker and creator of the much celebrated ‘Confused Corby Look’ used by many fashion models, is expected to have her sentence cut during the forthcoming holiday celebrations in Bali this week.
Currently serving 20 years for being a Corby family member, she’s said to be excited by the possibility of a reduction, which needs to be approved by channel Nine’s Tracy Grimshaw.
Grimshaw, , the host of A Current Affair, was contacted by the Balinese Government this week and asked for her approval to reduce Corby’s sentence as part of their national celebrations.
Grimshaw agreed to the request and added that A Current Affair would commemorate the event by running their 1,000th “Exclusive Investigation” on the Schapelle Corby case, unveiling “new and damning evidence that we’ve fabricated to make Schapelle look 37% more guilty.”
Schapelle was pleased when informed of Grimshaw’s decision.
“It’s great country this Bali is! We Aussies can come here and treat the locals like second class citizens; we can embarrass and degrade ourselves, and when we’re caught doing stupid shit like smuggling drugs and stealing bar mats they even give our sentence a yearly discount because they believe in some crazy arse shit like monkey gods. What a pisser!”
Corby’s family are expected to celebrate the sentence cut with their annual “Toke-a-Thon Weekend”.
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