Washington DC – President Trump has sent House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., a blistering 6 page letter attacking her and the Democrats’ Impeachment process as “stupid and sad and dumb and smelly and you’re smelly and it’s smelly and dumb like you!!”
The letter, on official White House Childcare department colored paper decorated with glued macaroni pieces and red, white and blue glitter, also claims “..I told Mrs Grisham on you, and she said you can’t use the sand pit anymore and she said she will give me a cup of milk and she said you have no friends and she said she’s telling your mom and you’re in trouble and I’m in charge of you and I can do whatever I want!”
A copy of the letter, seen by The Daily Blrtr, appears to have been written in Crayola crayons, using Presidential Violet, a color first created by Crayola creators Binney & Smith, in 1918 to honor then 28th President Woodrow Wilson.
The letter, which has just one page of writing and 5 pages of crude stick figure drawings of Pelosi, House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff, D-Calif., and dogs being struck by lighting, was sent to Pelosi on the eve of House Democrats voting on two articles to Impeach President Trump and a further article to send him to bed after dinner without his phone.
Stephanie Grisham, Director of White House Childcare, refused to make a statement, claiming “..Shhh! Liddle’ Donald is sleeping! He’s had such a big morning pretending to use a grownup phone to write tweets. You should have seen his liddle’ fingers zooming all across the screen! He’s completely pooped. You can visit him after lunch when we’ve changed his diaper and given him a juice box.”
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