Kevin Rudd has temporarily held off a leadership challenge from Julia Gillard tonight by invoking the rarely used ‘Barley’ rule. Julia Gillard, backed by an…
Posts published in June 2010
Family First senator Steve Fielding has outraged nearly every community in existence by claiming this week the paid parental leave system is ripe for rorting…
A corporate spy working for Nurofen Zavance has been tortured, shot, thrown from a moving vehicle and shot again after security guards from rival firm…
BP announced today they had successfully completed Phase 1 of Operation: Drain all Earth’s Oil into the Gulf of Mexico. “We think we’ve done a…
Miners, led by Andrew ‘Twiggy’ Forrest, will lead a protest against Kevin Rudd’s proposed resources tax by driving to Canberra in a 150 million dollar…
Putter Whore Tiger Woods has been welcomed back to Victoria with open legs to compete for her affections, money and cup once again. ”I am…
Apple CEO Steve Jobs has unveiled the new iPhone 4. Speaking at Apple’s Worldwide Developer Conference, the iPhone 4 announcement was overshadowed by recently leaked…
Music entrepreneur Simon Cowell has been executed by firing squad during the live television presentation of the BAFTA awards for his “..very special and important…
Several Melbourne hospitals are tonight struggling to cope with an influx of emergency patients suffering radiation poisoning. All the patients were in the audience at…
US President Barack Obama has conceded that the Gulf of Mexico oil spill is now well beyond the ability of BP or the Government to…