Akio Toyoda, 53 year old President of the worlds largest car manufacturer Toyota, has apologised for the dangerous safety issues currently affecting most of their…
Posts published in February 2010
The Australian sharemarket is walking carefully and sitting on a hemorrhoid cushion tonight after closing lower amid new fears that Greece’s debt concerns were worse…
Prime Minister Kevin Rudd today outlined his plans for dealing with the Insulation Rebate Scheme disaster by pointing behind assembled reporters and screaming “MY GOD!…
The Nine Network has axed the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics coverage for being “..too gay for our audience demographic” said Nine CEO David Gyngell. “Our…
The Opposition is upping the pressure on Prime Minister Kevin Rudd today, calling for the immediate resignation of Environment Minister Peter Garrett after the unexplained…
God was last night taken into police custody after a failed attempt to sabotage AC/DC’s first Melbourne concert in 9 years. The 13.7 billion old…
Angelina Jolie has been arrested in Haiti after attempting to smuggle Haitian President Rene Preval out of the country illegally in her Prada handbag. Jolie,…