John Mayer, the musician, raconteur, literature critic and celebrated British Naval Historian, has branded himself “the dumbest person in 2000 years” in a recent Twitter…
Posts published in December 2009
Hollywood is still in shock today at the sudden and unexpected news that 150,000 people died on Sunday from natural causes, unnatural causes, various diseases,…
James Cameron, who is currently using his supernatural powers to manipulate the media into over-hyping his latest movie project Avatar, has celebrated his greatness by…
Nicole Kidman stunned Hollywood again this week, this time turning up at the Premiere of her new movie Nine with her face covered in cocaine…
26 year old Blackburn North resident Bruce Enphil is today recovering in hospital after he was allegedly kinghit in an unprovoked attack at a local…
Nicole Kidman, the 42 year old ex-actress, today slammed Australia during a press conference and vowed never to return. She claimed that “Only Americans really…
Victoria, the self-appointed Sporting Capital of the known 14 dimensional Universe, has declared that it still wants Tiger Woods to return next year, regardless of…
U.S President Barack Obama has used the Nobel Peace Prize ceremony in Norway to declare war on Sweden, the official home of the Nobel Prizes.…
Westpac went into damage control today after they released an animation which blamed the Global Financial Crisis and rising interest rates on a tropical storm…
Tiger Woods, reeling from multiple affair scandals and mounting negative publicity, has agreed to go on The Oprah Winfrey Show for a live primetime interview.…