Magda Szubanski, who won public hearts and support after being on the receiving end of abuse from ex-radio host Kyle Sandilands about her weight loss, has embroiled herself in more controversy, but this time from the wrong end.
Szubanski said on Good News Week -Â an alleged comedy show on Channel Ten – that drivers on Melbourne’s roads should deliberately try to run over obese female lesbian Jewish holocaust surviving lycra wearing cyclists who live in Brighton and eat organic fruit.
Judith Furphy Leisel Finklestein, President of the Brighton Fat Dikes on Holy Bikes Cycling Club hit back at Magda’s tirade, claiming that her comments were in bad taste.
“Magda, of all people, should know better than to publicly attack others. Australians love their funny female fatties, and that’s why the public got behind her when Sandilands took aim at her weight loss. But Magda isn’t as big and cuddly anymore, so now she’s learning the hard way that there’s a fine line between being ‘Australia’s favourite lovable chubby comedian’ and ‘That fat over-exposed has-been’. Kyle Sandilands and Bert Newton both learned that lesson the hard way.”
Magda was today apologetic about the tirade.
“I never meant it seriously, it was just an off-the-cuff comedic rant for a segment on Good News Week. I don’t understand why the public has suddenly turned against me. Look at moi, I’m Sharon Karen Strzelecki! I have pash-rash! I.. I.. Jesus Christ! All I said is that I’m sick of arrogant obese female lesbian Jewish holocaust surviving lycra wearing cyclists who live in Brighton and eat organic fruit and we should run them down because they shit me, what’s so bad about that? Just because I’m not so chubby anymore doesn’t mean I can’t have an opinion you know!”
Judith Furphy Leisel Finklestein rejected Szubanski’s attempts at defusing the outrage over her controversial comments.
“Magda’s comments were insensitive and hurtful. My mother survived WWII by seducing female Nazi’s, then slashing their throats. She rode her bike all the way to Australia from Poland wearing nothing but a leotard. Now she sells fruit from her yard in Brighton to support herself and rides her unicycle to the supermarket everyday. And now Magda want’s people to run her over? Hasn’t she suffered enough already?”
Sources close to Kyle Sandilands, who is still hiding out in his Blue Mountains bunker, claim “Kyle’s pretty friggin’ happy about how much shit Magda’s got herself into. It was just a matter of time before the media turned on her too. Australians are a bunch of fickle mush-heads.”
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