Posts published in September 2009

Madonna Faints Onstage, Blames Exhaustion, Definitely Exhaustion, Not Age, Okay?

The photograph of Madonna at a recent charity event which terrified onlookers and stunned a goat into unconsciousness.

Madonna Faints Onstage, Blames Exhaustion, Definitely Exhaustion, Not Age, Okay?

September 3, 2009

Madonna, currently on the Lower North East Bulgarian leg of her “I Have a Vagina! World Tour” has fainted twice on stage this week, sparking…

Abominable Snowman Announces Engagement to Tim Holding

The Abominable Snowman announces his engagement to Tim Holding to the media, shortly before killing a reporter from A Current Affair.

Abominable Snowman Announces Engagement to Tim Holding

September 2, 2009

The Abominable Snowman has announced his engagement to Tim Holding. Yesterday the Snowman and Holding were dramatically lifted to safety aboard a hovering rescue helicopter…

Tim Holding Found Alive, Admits to Affair with Abominable Snowman

Minister Tim Holding poses for photos with partner the Abominable Snowman at his press conference.

Tim Holding Found Alive, Admits to Affair with Abominable Snowman

September 1, 2009

Minister Tim Holding, who went missing on Sunday while bushwalking, has been found alive and well, and living with the Abominable Snowman. Minister Holding admitted…