Minister Tim Holding, who went missing on Sunday while bushwalking, has been found alive and well, and living with the Abominable Snowman.
Minister Holding admitted at a packed media conference held at Mount Feathertop after his rescue this morning that he has been carrying on the relationship with the Abominable Snowman for the past 3 years, making regular visits to their mountain love-nest hideaway.
He would tell family members and fellow ministers that he was solo “bushwalking” or practising his assault on the “old Kokoda Trail..nudge nudge-wink-wink, say no more!” to hide his frequent trips to the the remote mountainous regions where the Snowman lived in a renovated 2 bedroom cave.
Holding was forced to reveal his secret relationship when the Snowman threatened to go public with revelations that they have a 2 year old snowbaby, pushing his PR advisors into damage control.
Prime Minister Kevin Rudd told media he is “extremely relieved that Tim has been found safe and healthy, and that the Labor Governemnt will warmly welcome human/snowman relationships and and any resulting snowbaby offspring with open arms.”
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