Carlton Football Club have finally run out of patience with controversial forward Brendan Fevola, offering him up for immediate trade. Fevola, still recovering from recent…
Posts published in September 2009
iSnack 2.0, the new Vegemite flavour from Kraft recently named in a public contest, has been found to contain the dreaded computer based Conficker virus.…
BREAKING NEWS Brendan Fevola announces retirement from football (click here to read new story) Carlton’s controversial full-forward Brendan Fevola is again in the doghouse after…
Prime Minister Kevin Rudd is today enjoying a surge in popularity after allegations he told his Ministers “Go fuck yourselves, you bunch of spoilt little…
Champion tennis star and avid bear wrestler Serena Williams has been arrested by police and ordered to stand trial for cannibalism and the decapitation murder…
WORLD champion 800 metre runner Caster Semenya has revealed she is really the hermaphrodite Lady Gaga. Semenya, who has been under scrutiny since her medal…
KFC have been fined by the Advertising Standards Board and ordered to immediately take down their latest billboards. The new campaign, released worldwide yesterday, features…
Carlton captain Chris Judd is looking down the barrel of a minimum two week ban with a potential lifetime expulsion from the game for allegedly…
Sylvester Stallone today announced he has been given the greenlight to make Rambo 5. The studio has denied giving the greenlight, claiming they couldn’t understand…
A man blind since birth recently suffered a heart-attack and miraculously gained eyesight, leaving doctors stunned. Overjoyed, he celebrated by buying a large screen plasma…