Melbourne Lord Mayor Robert Doyle Bans Bogans from City, Now Can’t Get To Work.

Melbourne Lord Mayor Robert Doyle yesterday officially banned bogans from the city in a bid to curb rising violence. However, today he was apprehended on his way in to work when he arrived by train at Flinders Street Station and fined for breaching his new law. He told Neill Mitchell of 3AW in an interview “It’s a little glitch in my new law, maybe I didn’t think it through enough. In the meantime I will continue my mayoral duties from home and consider getting my rat tail cut off.”