Angelina Jolie, star of films such as “Look at Me!”, “Look at Me 2!: Look Dammit!” and the upcoming live-action thriller “I Shoot Your Face…
Posts published in August 2009
Apple, in a move to shake off bad publicity, has decided to officially release a new update to their iPhone lineup, called the iPhone 3GS…
Lord Mayor Robert Doyle has announced plans to immediately approve the opening of 300 new bars and nightclubs in Melbourne this week in an effort…
Archie Andrews, of Archie Comics fame, has upset the comic world by officially proposing to Wilma Flintsone, currently wife of celebrated neanderthal quarry employee Fred…
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta has accused her alter ego, musical celebrity Lady Gaga, of sexually abusing her as a teenager. Germanotta, sitting on an elephant…
Schapelle Corby, drug trafficker and creator of the much celebrated ‘Confused Corby Look’ used by many fashion models, is expected to have her sentence cut…
Kyle and Jacki O, recently suspended from their 2Day FM radio show for an ill judged segment featuring Kyle, a wallaby, a jar of lube…
Melbourne Lord Mayor Robert Doyle yesterday officially banned bogans from the city in a bid to curb rising violence. However, today he was apprehended on…
Twitter, the social phenomenon of 2009, Feb-June, was temporarily knocked offline this week when an office administrator failed to pay their hosting bill because she…
Sam the Koala, who emerged from the Black Saturday bushfire as an iconic symbol of the unbreakable Aussie spirit, has been assassinated. Tributes have been…