Scientists from around the world have been flocking to Asia this week to witness the last solar eclipse of the century.
“Due to the extended duration of this eclipse, we will have an unprecedented opportunity to examine in depth how such an event effects wildlife, the human brain, the environment and other planetary bodies.” said Professor Emeritus, Julius D. Weisenheimer.
Government officials indicated well over 100,000 visitors will travel to the region, not including at least 10,000 scientists from around the globe who have spent the past 6 months setting up various experiments and observation projects.
“We expect some wonderful new observations about the complex world around us to be uncovered during this eclipse, it’s a fantastic event for the advancement of science” claimed Prof. Weisenheimer. “And we’re going to sacrifice so many virgins to appease the Sun God that we’re guaranteed to finally get laid.”
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